RT @WCGrandRapids: Speaker applications are coming in. Two weeks left to submit yours.

4:09pm June 26th 2017 via Twitter Lite

RT @jpetersen: For living/medical expenses for lung transplant, all #genesiswp items 10% off: NEWLUNGS10 & +10% tip: NEWLUNGSGIVE10 http

4:05pm June 26th 2017 via Twitter Lite

@Ipstenu @miss_jwo @NeoThermic Wait, THAT'S why? I thought it was all the other things.

3:58pm June 26th 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to Ipstenu

@jeffr0 That makes me VERY sad. Could you come to GR on vacation the same weekend as WordCamp?

11:55am June 26th 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to jeffr0

@kevinmax You look a lot like that guy from DC Talk to me.

11:47am June 26th 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to kevinmax

Just found a database driven site made in 2012 with perl and cgi-bin.

11:09am June 26th 2017 via Twitter Lite

@norcross Ah yes. I have to work to remember my kids aren't full blown adults yet. It doesn't help that they LOOK like it.

8:35am June 26th 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to norcross

@norcross Does he need to? My kids got pushed into that at about 13 and 15

8:31am June 26th 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to norcross

RT @stemps: The 4 stages of a CTO: 1. I wrote the whole thing 2. I still code 50% 3. I wish I had time to code 4. My team doesn't let me co…

5:54pm June 23rd 2017 via Twitter Lite

@scottbuscemi We do 95% of the time. The times we don't are for small projects for existing clients. Stuff that's easy to scope.

5:49pm June 23rd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to scottbuscemi

@Ipstenu Sounds like a bug, have you created a ticket?

3:48pm June 23rd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to Ipstenu

@aeon456 @manwhohasitall Oh yes! All that shampooing, and conditioning, and oiling, and brushing! (I actually do all of that)

1:04pm June 23rd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to aeon456

@manwhohasitall In ADDITION to being sexy? You're pushing it I think. Where would they find the time with all that… https://t.co/IaOEDsc5iK

12:51pm June 23rd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to manwhohasitall

@daggerhart I tried to edit content on a Drupal 5 site once, and failed utterly. I swore it off then.

12:50pm June 23rd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to daggerhart

@GoDaddy @FunderdomeABC Please tell me that internally you folks have the Pfunderdome.

12:17pm June 23rd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to GoDaddy

@Ipstenu Wait... YOU CAN BUY THINGS ON THE INTERNET?

12:16pm June 23rd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to Ipstenu

RT @KristinaLuca: I cannot stress enough how important it is you watch this gorilla bathe-dancing to maniac. By @bobhagh https://t.co/e15f9…

9:27am June 23rd 2017 via Twitter Lite

RT @tannermoushey: Nailed that project! Now time to go to sleep. https://t.co/nS9YtmQsvo

8:54am June 23rd 2017 via Twitter Lite

@tommcfarlin You scraped off the AOL sticker didn't you?

8:29am June 23rd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to tommcfarlin

@add_action_dan @jpetersen When I worked for a certain Australian company, we were all paid fortnightly.

7:17pm June 22nd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to add_action_dan

@jpetersen I just assumed it was the Olde English version of noon.

6:22pm June 22nd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to jpetersen

RT @heidiheilig: Just out of curiosity: RT if you knew/know how to do laundry in your teens. Fave if you didn't/don't.

4:39pm June 22nd 2017 via Twitter Lite

@norcross The women were grilling up supper?

4:28pm June 22nd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to norcross

@mor10 You could be @aaronjorbin for a bit, and claim his post.

4:14pm June 22nd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to mor10

@innerwebs @cdils Every kitchen floor is a cat's dojo.

1:20pm June 22nd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to innerwebs

@innerwebs @cdils In my experience, cats ARE ninjas, with the amazing ability to throw themselves under your feet i… https://t.co/pzyH5Z0OZR

1:01pm June 22nd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to innerwebs

@cdils @innerwebs How is slipping on a cat any better?

12:55pm June 22nd 2017 via Twitter Lite in reply to cdils