Finally watched The Gilette Ad. "The boys of today will be the men of tomorrow". So good.

7:05pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Lite

@Rarst Is this like one of those riddles where you say "I am telling a lie" ?

2:32pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to Rarst

@Rarst You are far too nice a person for that to work.

2:24pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to Rarst

@jcasabona Or when she says "Ok" and the disco ball starts spinning and the music starts playing and the microwave beeps.

2:23pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to jcasabona

Hey folks, next week I'm taking part in my first ever Tweet Chat. @bobWP and I will be talking @BigCommerce for… https://t.co/58fsJgsvTN

12:30pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Lite

RT @BigCommerce: Our #WordPress expert @topher1kenobe sat down with @bobWP and predicted 2019 will be all about the APIs. More #ecommerce p…

12:20pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Lite

RT @MyMomologue: Me: Was it an accident or on purpose? 4yo: It was an accident. Me: Really? 4yo: Yes. I do things on accident so that no…

11:57pm January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite

RT @Susan_Hennessey: I'm not sure we've ever seen as clear a distillation of the consequences of denying over 3 million American citizens t…

11:56pm January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite

@ideasmithy You're so smart. Isn't it sad that experience and wisdom are things you get immediately after you need… https://t.co/MKQ4Kyxl4S

11:50pm January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to ideasmithy

RT @ideasmithy: The hardest thing to let go of, is what you thought the future was going to be. https://t.co/cWbF17Anvx

11:48pm January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite

@MarsDorian @jcasabona Ah yeah, domain expirations aren't actually flushed for months actually. You can almost al… https://t.co/UhLpOu4JER

10:51pm January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to MarsDorian

RT @LisaSabinWilson: Of the 85 players who voted, only two said he should not be on an #NFL roster, and two responded by saying, "No commen…

5:41pm January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite

@NaviKnowsWP Ah, I intended to aim that at someone, but now everyone gets the awesome.

11:54am January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to NaviKnowsWP

@AardvarkSagus Maybe find an intellectual property lawyer?

11:41am January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to AardvarkSagus

@AardvarkSagus Upon discussion with people at work, it's all in the contract. Shore up what concerns you. Require… https://t.co/da6vmEYQ73

10:40am January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to AardvarkSagus

RT @BigCommerce: Lets talk #WordPress ecommerce! Join hosts @topher1kenobe & @bobWP next week as we chat all things WordPress, ecommerce

3:42pm January 15th 2019 via Twitter Lite

Did BigCommerce Just Become the Best WP eCommerce Plugin? https://t.co/ZenAPP3v8Q #BC4WP #WordPress

2:40pm January 15th 2019 via Twitter Lite

@AardvarkSagus @chrissalzman Yeah, I never really close it, so the stats skew terribly.

3:53pm January 14th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to AardvarkSagus

@chrissalzman I've been really into FarCry for a couple years. I think we talked about it.

2:57pm January 14th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to chrissalzman

@chrissalzman My daughter, who has always been profoundly anti-FPS, started playing Destiny2 back when it was free,… https://t.co/0WeuXyAstb

2:15pm January 14th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to chrissalzman

RT @BrilliantPamela: Hi friends. I'm looking for a position as a system administrator or technical salesperson. If you know of any position…

12:09pm January 14th 2019 via Twitter Lite

@JT_Richards I used to have a waterproof swimsuit, and quick dry is exactly what it did. The outer shell was dry en… https://t.co/GL9BfEjoww

11:35am January 14th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to JT_Richards

@ideasmithy Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

11:03am January 14th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to ideasmithy

@jackmcconnell WordCamp ticket. I you're not going then that's one more ticket for the rest of us. :)

10:04am January 14th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to jackmcconnell

Who do I know from the Santa Clarita #WordPress meetup? #wcscv

10:03am January 14th 2019 via Twitter Lite

@jackmcconnell Will you perhaps be at WC London this year?

9:52am January 14th 2019 via Twitter Lite

@JT_Richards @PayPal That's about the length of the "throwaway" password I used on sites with poor sucurity requirements

9:49am January 14th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to JT_Richards

RT @bobWP: When I attended WordCampUS, I snagged some eCommerce predictions from @wpmudev @topher1kenobe @DustinHartzler @godaddy @rzen @th

9:43am January 14th 2019 via Twitter Lite