RT @greeneggs_: My sister’s dog saw her using a string to play with the kittens so now he uses it to play with them ???????? https://t.co/xk

2:05pm April 22nd 2019 via Twitter Web App

@manwhohasitall Why would we swim? We prefer to lie on the beach in the tiniest suit possible.

12:09pm April 22nd 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to manwhohasitall

@marktimemedia Lazy is to Effort what Fear is to Courage. You can be lazy af and still Do The Thing because that's… https://t.co/Yj2AN74IOI

11:40am April 22nd 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to marktimemedia

@marktimemedia You're very inspiring, and I mean that in the most stereotypical way possible. I also appreciate tha… https://t.co/YYpc4t3jPY

11:25am April 22nd 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to marktimemedia

@lookma_nohanzz @BellaBranglin My wife and I decided together that we'd have no kids in the bed with us at night. A… https://t.co/cWdV9e6dHD

9:38am April 22nd 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to lookma_nohanzz

@ideasmithy Wreaking havoc on the male Indian psyche as a hobby.

9:25am April 22nd 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to ideasmithy

I'm a travelin' man. A brief summary of my travels this year so far. https://t.co/5bENAXBhYp

8:53pm April 21st 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @MichaelGalanin: I know a few terrible parkers who would benefit from this by CitizenK9/Imgur https://t.co/67bxVk2Lea

6:55pm April 21st 2019 via Twitter for Android

RT @Erin_Go_Blog: Watching Aquaman with my family. @mysweetcate : Sophi, this is where it gets deep. Sea?

6:55pm April 21st 2019 via Twitter for Android

@SiobhyB Confession: I almost never rehearse a WordCamp talk. Every one of them is the raw original.

2:46pm April 21st 2019 via Twitter for Android in reply to SiobhyB

@ChrisWiegman That's my every-day car. People jump on it all the time

2:42pm April 21st 2019 via Twitter for Android in reply to ChrisWiegman

@add_action_dan Sucker.... That's just what winter was waiting for.

10:21am April 21st 2019 via Twitter for Android in reply to add_action_dan

RT @kadamwhite: Listening to Chumbawamba this morning, as tradition dictates on this day we remember the man who most famously got knocked…

10:00am April 21st 2019 via Twitter for Android

RT @cszhu: software engineering be like zz z z  <⌒/ヽ-、___ /<_/____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    ∧_∧ I FIGURED OUT    ( ・ω・) HOW TO FIX THAT BUG…

9:59pm April 20th 2019 via Twitter for Android

RT @R_H_Ebright: @meganromer $340,000 an hour. Every hour (all 24 hours each day). Awake or asleep. At work or at play.

4:59pm April 20th 2019 via Twitter for Android

RT @heropress: Do we know any WordPressers in Kazakhstan?

2:48pm April 20th 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @heropress: For the last couple months the HeroPress Map Pin Inserter has been broken so new people were not getting added. But as of to…

8:59am April 20th 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @heropress: Can you help a little boy keep his hearing? It has to happen soon, and with a community this big it won't take much from eac…

8:42am April 20th 2019 via Twitter for Android

@staceybartron Yeah, it's so expensive for us because we have the no ads version, but still get ads somehow.

7:34am April 20th 2019 via Twitter for Android in reply to staceybartron

@ndefoe @WarnerChad I guessed as much. :) Raise a kid you want to be around, and other people will want to be around your kid.

10:21pm April 19th 2019 via Twitter for Android in reply to ndefoe

@mattmedeiros Ironically that's from a stock photography photo shoot. I WAS modelling.

5:03pm April 19th 2019 via Twitter for Android in reply to mattmedeiros

Check it out, I got featured on LinkedIn: https://t.co/gxOVzNn5Rs

4:36pm April 19th 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @bobgoff: Darkness fell, His friends scattered, hope seemed lost - But heaven just started counting to three.

4:23pm April 19th 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @theopebrand: Alright midwesterners, there’s only one name for this... what’s this called? RT: walking taco Fav: taco in a bag https://…

3:32pm April 19th 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @heropress: . @HardeepAsrani is THE MAN today! He figured out how to make the maps work properly on https://t.co/WsMU3wBphz again!

3:21pm April 19th 2019 via Twitter Web App

@staceybartron Same. Our hulu is $50ish/mo, plus netflix is going up. Then there's Prime.

2:28pm April 19th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to staceybartron

@tamouse Then you should. You do you. We already admire you.

12:59pm April 19th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to tamouse

@tamouse New people probably wouldn't but past people will never forget.

12:48pm April 19th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to tamouse

RT @BigCommerce: As a merchant, do you know your role in backing up your store’s data? Use this guide to understand security responsibiliti…

12:19pm April 19th 2019 via Twitter Web App

@atomicobject Over at @BigCommerce we're working on an JS/API implementation of our WordPress plugin so you can do… https://t.co/hSk2QrKR8C

12:14pm April 19th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to atomicobject

RT @Pagely: How to Build a Scalable E-Commerce Store With WordPress (In 3 Steps) with @BigCommerce  https://t.co/QN5QGD8Cez

11:06am April 19th 2019 via Twitter Web App