@JayHulmePoet I can do Frank Oz. Not just Yoda, but Miss Piggy and grover and all of them.

10:03pm April 30th 2019 via Twitter for Android in reply to JayHulmePoet

RT @mysweetcate: A few simple observations and @YouTooCanBeGuru had me on the right track with a shiny new twitter presences. Much apprecia…

9:59pm April 30th 2019 via Twitter for Android

@amymasson When we were there we said if they're not showering, we're not washing their clothes, and when people as… https://t.co/8y5cAxRGHD

9:56pm April 30th 2019 via Twitter for Android in reply to amymasson

@cwodtke As soon as he came on screen my wife leaned over and said "it's the Big Lebowski!" @mysweetcate

9:54pm April 30th 2019 via Twitter for Android in reply to cwodtke

TFW you get an email about a WordCamp afterparty for a WordCamp you can't go to.

6:01pm April 30th 2019 via Twitter for Android

@oh_uriahs I'm up north, and I'll be waiting for you to get here.

3:46pm April 30th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to oh_uriahs

@helenhousandi You're a good mom, no matter what happens in New Jersey.

2:36pm April 30th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to helenhousandi

@HydeNS33k There are also suckers. The candy I mean.

1:49pm April 30th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to HydeNS33k

@ideasmithy Oh heavens I love accents and I end up talking like the other person no matter what accent it is and I'… https://t.co/JWvZ2DL4qc

10:43am April 30th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to ideasmithy

@staceybartron I use the U-Rent-It rental garage analogy. You don't want a second garage, so you rent one. You don… https://t.co/fwDQzUxSGh

9:16am April 30th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to staceybartron

RT @ArfMeasures: Professor: I asked you to write an article on a giraffe Me *in full body cast* yes and I fell off

9:10am April 30th 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @NPR: JUST IN: President Trump has sued Deutsche Bank and Capital One in an effort to block them from complying with congressional subpo…

8:54am April 30th 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @artofvision: I disabled genesis theme schema & got yoast schema implemented. I am blind so am not sure if it got implemented correct

8:53am April 30th 2019 via Twitter Web App

@biancawelds I never used to, but now that I fly all the time I do.

8:52am April 30th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to biancawelds

Anyone tried Nomatic bags? @DavidWolfpaw

5:04pm April 29th 2019 via Twitter Web App

@liamdempsey Isn't that crazy? And she still uses my dad's old giant Stihl because she can't afford a smaller one.

4:26pm April 29th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to liamdempsey

"Scared the crap out of me. Whirling blades of death should never be that close to my face again."

4:23pm April 29th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to topher1kenobe

Everyone escaped alive. My baby sister y'all.

4:23pm April 29th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to topher1kenobe

My badass sister still lives on my parent's homestead. Her husband has died, so she's a single mom with a full time… https://t.co/0IBC9pObZr

4:23pm April 29th 2019 via Twitter Web App

@joelgascoigne I agree. I've been using TinyTinyRSS ever since Google Reader died. This link may interest you:… https://t.co/9ohvtad5Wb

3:58pm April 29th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to joelgascoigne

RT @funkatron: This guy is a great dev. Folks need to jump on this change to work with @JoePFerguson https://t.co/hH4mzemkaw

2:05pm April 29th 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @red_scott: ugh, twitter is extremely toxic. This is not real life. This isn't my community!! [logs on to Nextdoor] o no.

12:52pm April 29th 2019 via Twitter Web App

@RichAsInRichard That should help determine your super hero name. The Howler?

12:04pm April 29th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to RichAsInRichard

@RichAsInRichard Please report to Nick Fury on the 12th floor.

12:00pm April 29th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to RichAsInRichard

@tnorthcutt @system76 Ah, if she's already a die-hard Mac user that can be tough.

11:12am April 29th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to tnorthcutt

@kaleighf I do. He bothers me, but I really enjoyed Phenomenon.

10:09am April 29th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to kaleighf

@RianRietveld Oh friend, I'm so so sorry. I wish I could give you a hug.

4:43am April 29th 2019 via Twitter for Android in reply to RianRietveld

@wirecutter I'd love to see something like that this included 4k. I want to rip 4k video to plex. https://t.co/B7g61RGWhI

7:05pm April 28th 2019 via Twitter Web App

@jcasabona @betterthanezra Even if you love kids, until you have your own you simply can't understand.

3:52pm April 28th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to jcasabona

RT @remkusdevries: For you folks out there who have picky eaters in your family. What question do you dread the most with regards to figuri…

3:40pm April 28th 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @dcousineau: Friend: Do dates make you nervous? Me: omg yes especially when doing math across timezone boundaries

3:37pm April 28th 2019 via Twitter Web App