@add_action_dan Oh nice. I'm excited for you then. Lemme know when your HGTV show starts spinning up.

3:52pm January 18th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to add_action_dan

@add_action_dan Are you enough if a cook that this could be a viable long term career option? A life pivot?

3:48pm January 18th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to add_action_dan

RT @wkamaubell: Just your regular reminder that Puerto Rico is a part of the United States. Which means this ???????? is anti-American. http

3:38pm January 18th 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @ChrisWiegman: I may, or may not, have spent the last 2 or 3 minutes wondering why Amazon had a shit car show they wanted to advertise..…

10:48am January 18th 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @OnyekaAg: Hi, I'm looking to give away my old 2013 MacBook Pro (battery isn't great & a couple of things are off but basics work) to

9:38am January 18th 2019 via Twitter Web App

@xtiechirinos @Rarst Did you know trees can freeze, and the fluid inside expands and they explode, just like a glas… https://t.co/h13b18mxuG

9:37am January 18th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to xtiechirinos

@xtiechirinos @Rarst Yeah, I saw guys do that to keep warm. One guy caught fire from being too close to the campfir… https://t.co/Tpjc0LDXXO

9:09am January 18th 2019 via Twitter for Android in reply to xtiechirinos

@Rarst @xtiechirinos -40 is the same in C and F. I've seen it a few times, and slept out in it once.

8:23am January 18th 2019 via Twitter for Android in reply to Rarst

RT @BuzzFeedNews: BREAKING: President Trump personally directed his longtime attorney Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about negotiations t…

10:36pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @mysweetcate: So @YouTooCanBeGuru asked me the other day what I’m up to and here’s the answer (finally): I’m hanging out my shingle as…

10:16pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Web App

RT @lifeattiffanys: I've never put a tuxedo on a monkey, but I doubt it's much different from putting a snowsuit on a child.

10:09pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Web App

@helenhousandi Nice shoes. As a matter of fact, every time I see someone with really awesome tennis shoes I think of you.

10:08pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Web App in reply to helenhousandi

Finally watched The Gilette Ad. "The boys of today will be the men of tomorrow". So good.

7:05pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Lite

RT @Erin_Go_Blog: @topher1kenobe @bobWP @BigCommerce New word camp format? Two people tweet at each other while a room full of people watch…

5:59pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter for Android

RT @Erin_Go_Blog: @topher1kenobe @bobWP @BigCommerce Tweet chat? So, you and bob sit in chairs across from each other and tweet to each oth…

5:59pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter for Android

@Rarst Is this like one of those riddles where you say "I am telling a lie" ?

2:32pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to Rarst

@Rarst You are far too nice a person for that to work.

2:24pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to Rarst

@jcasabona Or when she says "Ok" and the disco ball starts spinning and the music starts playing and the microwave beeps.

2:23pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to jcasabona

Hey folks, next week I'm taking part in my first ever Tweet Chat. @bobWP and I will be talking @BigCommerce for… https://t.co/58fsJgsvTN

12:30pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Lite

RT @BigCommerce: Our #WordPress expert @topher1kenobe sat down with @bobWP and predicted 2019 will be all about the APIs. More #ecommerce p…

12:20pm January 17th 2019 via Twitter Lite

RT @MyMomologue: Me: Was it an accident or on purpose? 4yo: It was an accident. Me: Really? 4yo: Yes. I do things on accident so that no…

11:57pm January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite

RT @Susan_Hennessey: I'm not sure we've ever seen as clear a distillation of the consequences of denying over 3 million American citizens t…

11:56pm January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite

@ideasmithy You're so smart. Isn't it sad that experience and wisdom are things you get immediately after you need… https://t.co/MKQ4Kyxl4S

11:50pm January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to ideasmithy

RT @ideasmithy: The hardest thing to let go of, is what you thought the future was going to be. https://t.co/cWbF17Anvx

11:48pm January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite

@MarsDorian @jcasabona Ah yeah, domain expirations aren't actually flushed for months actually. You can almost al… https://t.co/UhLpOu4JER

10:51pm January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to MarsDorian

RT @LisaSabinWilson: Of the 85 players who voted, only two said he should not be on an #NFL roster, and two responded by saying, "No commen…

5:41pm January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite

@NaviKnowsWP Ah, I intended to aim that at someone, but now everyone gets the awesome.

11:54am January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to NaviKnowsWP

@AardvarkSagus Maybe find an intellectual property lawyer?

11:41am January 16th 2019 via Twitter Lite in reply to AardvarkSagus