@AardvarkSagus Cool. I don't think I'll ever do it though.

7:59pm March 31st 2018 via Twitter Lite in reply to AardvarkSagus

@stevegrunwell I'm sure they do not care. They're farmers. They buy folgers and drink it black.

1:15pm March 31st 2018 via Twitter Lite in reply to stevegrunwell

"Oh my word! A skeleton shot a llama last night and the llama killed it!" -- @TheTweeterNinja #contextmatters

9:55am March 31st 2018 via Twitter for Android

My in-laws have an entire freezer for two things. https://t.co/dhiX5GRgRh

9:51am March 31st 2018 via Twitter for Android

"Mama always told me not to look into The eyes of the sun" -- Manfred Mann https://t.co/EkwU5Qqekh

9:33am March 31st 2018 via Twitter for Android

RT @mysweetcate: 18yo: ....mine’s a pillow fort. 16yo: A pillow fort? 18yo: I’m just saying, that’s the kind of kingdom I rule. @topher1

9:15pm March 30th 2018 via Twitter for Android

RT @mysweetcate: Me: ...and the store had BUNNY CAKES. So adorable! But then...you’re slicing up a bunny... 18yo: Yeah, don’t get the rasp…

9:14pm March 30th 2018 via Twitter for Android

@ideasmithy Here's a racially insensitive song from my youth about that. https://t.co/QSIvGatqTf

3:22pm March 30th 2018 via Twitter Lite in reply to ideasmithy

RT @heropress: This week's HeroPress replay is Sakin Shrestha @sakinshrestha from Kathmandu Nepal. His essay was about leveraging the WordP…

10:51am March 30th 2018 via Twitter Lite

RT @mom_toddler: Pregnant first time mom, rubbing her belly adoringly: Can you even remember life before you had children? Me (closes eyes…

9:41am March 30th 2018 via Twitter for Android

If you provide lots of exposure for my work, and it generates good income and THEN ask me for a favor, I'll probably do it

1:09pm March 29th 2018 via Twitter for Android

RT @_kerrrn_: We came across this man at Costco and we asked him about his shirt. He said he has been looking for a donor for four years an…

1:07pm March 29th 2018 via Twitter for Android

@ci_chrisford And just as socially acceptable as a doughnut

1:00pm March 29th 2018 via Twitter for Android in reply to ci_chrisford

RT @mightygodking: GOOGLE MOTTOS: A HISTORY 1999: Don't Be Evil 2003: Try Your Hardest To Not Be Evil 2008: Make A Reasonable Effort To Av…

11:28am March 29th 2018 via Twitter for Android

RT @mozilla: On the 31st, we’ll be 20 years old. The internet of 1998 was exciting and scary. The internet of 2018 is both—multiplied by…

11:26am March 29th 2018 via Twitter for Android

@jan_dembowski Is it just me or are those the fanciest airplane seats I've ever seen?

10:24pm March 28th 2018 via Twitter for Android in reply to jan_dembowski

@nicoleckohler Tweet what you need, we're here to listen and support.

10:19pm March 28th 2018 via Twitter for Android in reply to nicoleckohler

RT @heropress: This week's HeroPress essay is a flashback to 2015, when Sakin Shreshha @sakinshrestha wrote about how he got into WordPre…

10:45am March 28th 2018 via Twitter Lite

"If you were perfect, just imagine how bad you'd make everyone else feel." my sympathetic wife.

10:25am March 28th 2018 via Twitter Lite

@MrKyleMaurer I dont think this had the effect you intended

8:30am March 28th 2018 via Twitter for Android in reply to MrKyleMaurer

RT @WinningWP: How to Choose the Best WordPress Plugins? (Tutorial Video) - https://t.co/vfFzVnRtzD

8:30am March 28th 2018 via Twitter for Android

This is SO FREAKIN' COOL. If you find you must use facebook for work or whatever, USE THIS. https://t.co/oOf5GQOIRK

12:19pm March 27th 2018 via Twitter Lite

@Krogsgard I thought all of those same things. Were people not listening years ago when we said this was happening… https://t.co/vBg1L09bBl

12:12pm March 27th 2018 via Twitter Lite in reply to Krogsgard

RT @sewzinski: Wake up to $100 on the nightstand.

12:07pm March 27th 2018 via Twitter Lite

RT @CharlesPulliam: Casper the Ghost is a cautionary tale about how Richie Rich's parents killed him for the insurance money. https://t.co/…

12:07pm March 27th 2018 via Twitter Lite

@deviorobert @wptavern How to deal with people who are honest and up front about being jerks?

9:46am March 27th 2018 via Twitter for Android in reply to deviorobert

@JT_Richards Push the nose down and give it power. I dont know what that would do in a gyro though

8:08am March 27th 2018 via Twitter for Android in reply to JT_Richards

RT @daverodenbaugh: This is hilarious for anyone who ever negotiated with a crazy client... https://t.co/qRBrA4pi8d

11:39pm March 26th 2018 via Twitter for Android