RT @nelsonblake2: Luke Skywalker's whiteness didn't stop me from loving him and wanting to wield the force and I hope Black Panther's black…

9:20pm February 17th 2018 via Twitter for Android

RT @ranarama: Anyone who thinks gamers invented “I can’t stop until I reach a save point” has never lived with a knitter.

9:16pm February 17th 2018 via Twitter for Android

RT @fmarciuliano: When your childhood grows up to be that guy you never want to make accidental eye contact with on the subway. #SaturdayMo…

5:48pm February 17th 2018 via Twitter for Android

@bobWP @Viper007Bond How is this different from "My eye are up here" ?

10:48am February 17th 2018 via Twitter Lite in reply to bobWP

@JJJ @jeffr0 Seriously, save it for the museum.

10:18am February 17th 2018 via Twitter Lite in reply to JJJ

RT @incendiebruyere: "Who on earth invented this, cause they must have been super drunk" - my daughter watching skeleton

7:18am February 17th 2018 via Twitter for Android

Interview #1 passed with flying colors. Interview 2 next week!

5:05pm February 16th 2018 via Twitter Lite

RT @laralfield: Kremlin-backed trolls know no bounds. The photo on the right of this thumbnail is very obviously the lethal domestic violen…

3:40pm February 16th 2018 via Twitter Lite

RT @tastapod: When switching from English (US) to English (UK) I want to be warned that "This site uses biscuits."

1:27pm February 16th 2018 via Twitter Lite

@biancawelds Once you're over the hill you start gathering speed.

4:16pm February 15th 2018 via Twitter Lite in reply to biancawelds

@oh_uriahs Doing pretty well. Wrapping up a job, looking at another one. You still spinning up a travel agency?

11:55am February 15th 2018 via Twitter Lite in reply to oh_uriahs

@tammyhart As a male observer in a house full of women, thoae are both good choices. Ulta would also be good.

10:28pm February 14th 2018 via Twitter for Android in reply to tammyhart

RT @ideasmithy: It's Valentine's Day so I planted four new plants, repotted one, tidied up my windowsill and told my garden I loved it. It…

9:57am February 14th 2018 via Twitter for Android

RT @MrStackpoole: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Robots are replacing humans in the workforce, But they can't replace you ... They can…

9:56am February 14th 2018 via Twitter for Android

You know pairs life was invented by a couple of little boys with one sled. Or their mom. #OlympicGames2018

9:52am February 14th 2018 via Twitter for Android

RT @FrancescaMarano: "Hello, it's me I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet" So thanks to @topher1kenobe and @heropres

8:03am February 14th 2018 via Twitter for Android

@AdityaKane Ah! I didn't catch that. That makes a ton of sense.

10:49pm February 13th 2018 via Twitter for Android in reply to AdityaKane

The most tweets I've ever sent in one month is 907, in Aug of 2015.

6:51pm February 13th 2018 via Twitter Lite

@bamadesigner @royboy789 @alexjvasquez I once ssh'd home and made my computer talk to my wife so she'd check her me… https://t.co/YvQ7V7Wuh9

3:12pm February 13th 2018 via Twitter Lite in reply to bamadesigner

I know I've tweeted this before, but it's absolutely mesmerizing, and I love it. https://t.co/B72x5TtmNa #music #dance

2:59pm February 13th 2018 via Twitter Lite

@Jon_Woodall You realize now you may never remove it.

2:55pm February 13th 2018 via Twitter Lite in reply to Jon_Woodall

If you want to see a man put his entire soul into a song, check this out: https://t.co/710Hafqwhf #music

2:20pm February 13th 2018 via Twitter Lite

Ever felt like doing this as your report in standup? https://t.co/I4aryir4Bd

2:07pm February 13th 2018 via Twitter Lite

RT @RebeccaHaden: @heropress I was honored to be invited to help with that excellent project.

11:25am February 13th 2018 via Twitter Lite

@add_action_dan You'd have to find a way for someplace else to cook food and bring it to you.

11:13am February 13th 2018 via Twitter Lite in reply to add_action_dan

RT @joebonsall: Happy 95th Birthday @GenChuckYeager ... Your friendship is such an honor sir!!! May God continue to bless you... the worlds…

11:07am February 13th 2018 via Twitter Lite

@Super70sSports @norcross yes "I am William Shatner" on any *nix computer will get you more than 20

8:59am February 13th 2018 via Twitter Lite in reply to Super70sSports