. @mysweetcate aren't you glad I work in the basement?

7:12pm August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5)

RT @AnnVoskamp: You accept freedom the moment you accept the apology that no one offered. https://t.co/Av6fAy7Z6C

4:06pm August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5)

@Nylons hm.. tough call. Which one will have live monkeys throwing poo at the crowd?

3:10pm August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5) in reply to Nylons

You know that dude that blows winds in the corners of maps? Here he is in real life: https://t.co/5Bzt1g6P1Y

12:18pm August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5)

@zamoose @EricMann A friend had a 32bit linux box that had to be rebooted because the counter exceeded the 32bit buffer.

12:12pm August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5) in reply to zamoose

@EricMann Mine was up for a year, but then we had a power outage the other day. :( I think 3 years is my longest.

11:58am August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5) in reply to EricMann

Today I learned Kaliningrad Oblast exists. How weird. https://t.co/1Hy4I6wHfq

11:44am August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5)

RT @johnbillion: When automatic translation goes wrong. https://t.co/0r9LvrlBoX

11:29am August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5)

@marktimemedia Maybe it's not using search.php at all, but gives excerpts where there are some, and full page where not.

10:52am August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5) in reply to marktimemedia

@Ipstenu @LilJimmi *We* get to see @andrea_r in Ann Arbor. Cuz she LIKES us.

10:48am August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5) in reply to andrea_r

RT @heropress: If you’re going to start an outsourcing company in a foreign country, learn their laws first! @edkratz https://t.co/GRt7dPcG…

10:03am August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5)

RT @dimensionmedia: Respect is not you agreeing with me. It’s about how you treat me AFTER you know that I don’t agree with you.

9:25am August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5)

RT @ourfounder: Software being "Done" is like lawn being "Mowed".

8:37am August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5)

RT @heropress: This week on HeroPress Ed Kratz @edkratz writes about starting a #WordPress agency in El Salvador. https://t.co/X34WBDg7Bz

8:35am August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5)

@ideasmithy I know what you mean. I wish peace and joy for you, friend.

7:31am August 31st 2016 via Mobile Web (M5) in reply to ideasmithy

RT @OSTraining: https://t.co/bWVBH9a88Z We're really happy to introduce our new WordPress design theme classes, using @underscoresme https:…

10:35pm August 30th 2016 via Twitter for Android

@TechVoltz I've been using SimpleNote, but it hasn't wowed me.

6:23pm August 30th 2016 via Mobile Web (M5) in reply to TechVoltz

With complexity comes fragility.

6:22pm August 30th 2016 via Mobile Web (M5)

@ideasmithy You wouldn't be nearly the strong woman you are without the thorns.

2:22pm August 30th 2016 via Mobile Web (M5) in reply to ideasmithy

@johnregan3 I know people (like my wife) who LOVE dark beer.

11:41am August 30th 2016 via Mobile Web (M5) in reply to johnregan3

@MelissaSainton @cdils The black ones are WORTH buying a whole bag of just those.

10:00am August 30th 2016 via Mobile Web (M5) in reply to MelissaSainton

@norcross This seems like something you'd like: https://t.co/MalnkYi1F5

9:50am August 30th 2016 via Mobile Web (M5)

"The fun of Ren Faire is mutton on a stick!" -- @NaviKnowsWP

8:53am August 30th 2016 via Twitter for Android

@jennybeaumont people all over the world know who you are. :)

8:33am August 30th 2016 via Twitter for Android in reply to jennybeaumont

RT @ChappellTracker: This was always my favorite story about Gene Wilder and Gilda Radner. Never been able to read it without welling up. h…

8:32am August 30th 2016 via Twitter for Android

@daggerhart not joking, I found you on WP Slack. I'm at breakfast now, but I'll be around later if you want to chat.

8:20am August 30th 2016 via Twitter for Android in reply to daggerhart

@daggerhart I hunted for you on slack to discuss, but alas...

8:03am August 30th 2016 via Mobile Web (M5) in reply to daggerhart

@jennybeaumont The only way I do is listening on long trips. And those trips tend to be in the car and the whole family enjoys.

8:02am August 30th 2016 via Mobile Web (M5) in reply to jennybeaumont

RT @lucasartoni: Twelve Truths I learned (& never want to have to say again) https://t.co/Q744OGkxdO

7:44am August 30th 2016 via Mobile Web (M5)

@mysweetcate Now that you've slept in, would you like coffee in bed this morning?

7:29am August 30th 2016 via Mobile Web (M5)

@cdils but do you throw the black ju ju bees on the floor?

11:01pm August 29th 2016 via Twitter for Android in reply to cdils

RT @jccwrt: Neptune and Triton on August 31, 1989 at approximately 735UT. https://t.co/ZKh33IoCER

11:00pm August 29th 2016 via Twitter for Android

@joshlevinson @pippinsplugins on the whole I hate dark beer, so the fact that I drank some is impressive.

10:41pm August 29th 2016 via Twitter for Android in reply to joshlevinson