@ideasmithy because it's in the script and it makes them piles of money. :)

8:16am June 29th 2015 via Hotot in reply to ideasmithy

@ideasmithy none of them were in relationships at the beginning.

8:14am June 29th 2015 via Hotot in reply to ideasmithy

@ideasmithy There are men so lonely and insecure that they'll put up with anything for the attention.

8:11am June 29th 2015 via Hotot in reply to ideasmithy

@ideasmithy @jhunjhunwala For me the humor in the show is by far from Sheldon. I can often relate to him.

7:55am June 29th 2015 via Hotot in reply to ideasmithy

RT @AardvarkSagus: *raises coffee mug* *bashes teeth with mug* Hello, Monday.

7:51am June 29th 2015 via Hotot

@ideasmithy I think the point is that she has none except being attractive.

7:51am June 29th 2015 via Hotot in reply to ideasmithy

@awoods wget usually does everything I need.

7:17am June 29th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to awoods

RT @mtekkmonkey: Protip: If it appears EDD is killing your caching, it's actually a PHP sessions config issue, look at the session.cache_liâ

7:15am June 29th 2015 via Twitter for Android

@angiemeeker nope, not at all. :) the lawyer thing is winding up some thing long and arduous, and it'll be good to be done.

10:53pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to angiemeeker

@angiemeeker learn something, pay taxes, call a lawyer. You?

10:49pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to angiemeeker

RT @mysweetcate: Thank you @ToyotaRacing ad for announcing today's NASCAR winner. Spent the day with my kids. Planned to watch tomorrow. â

10:39pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Android

@UnexpectedMel every time we're someplace where someone else's kid is screaming my wife mumbles "not our kid" and sighs a happy sigh.

10:38pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to UnexpectedMel

RT @UnexpectedMel: Other people's toddlers screaming in the airport are a thousand times better than your own toddlers screaming in the airâ

10:36pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Android

RT @JS_Zao: Without documentation, you're not writing software, you're just writing code.

10:09pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Android

RT @Momastery: Good God-the arsonists of the black churches...Christians, NOW's the time to wail about religious persecution. THIS is perseâ

8:26pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Mac

@rarst I did this for years. Dead serious.

7:54pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Mac in reply to Rarst

RT @Michigandmurray: .@thrillist confirms what we all know: Michigan is America's #1 state. (Sorry Ohio, you're No. 48.) http://t.co/RJFVPaâ

7:53pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Mac

@amandaespi @d_espi we really liked Burn Notice and White Collar.

7:26pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Mac in reply to AmandaEspi

"We need to go to Minnesota and shoot someone in the butt" -- @TheTweeterNinja http://t.co/5kvNMv40kg

6:44pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Mac

@Krogsgard the thing I'm happiest I did as a parent is blog everything I could. The saddest is not doing more.

5:40pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to Krogsgard

@ideasmithy most of mine was about the peace in the quiet of nature. Did you know you can hear a snowflake land?

4:40pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to ideasmithy

@ideasmithy based on your twitter feed I envision your gym full of men like this. https://t.co/ad1QrmIK8f

12:29pm June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Android

@helenhousandi I was going to ask today if your opinion was the same. :)

10:13am June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to helenhousandi

@dblasphemy oh man, I read through those dozens of times! Did you have the childcraft books as well?

8:46am June 28th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to dblasphemy

@jenniferbourn ours too. Sometimes more than one dress at a time.

6:04pm June 27th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to jenniferbourn

@JS_Zao I'm working on a wordcamp talk about gpg.

6:04pm June 27th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to JS_Zao

RT @neelshah87: “5 Things Every Woman Should Do For Her Body” by @ideasmithy https://t.co/7pk3ZkkEnL

5:55pm June 27th 2015 via Twitter for Android

@tommcfarlin wait until you find out what it says to her in the night...

4:43pm June 27th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to tommcfarlin

Just saw a 4 year old girl rocking a princess dress and pink cowboy boots. #freedom

2:53pm June 27th 2015 via Twitter for Android

@sarcasmically @norcross you're always a star. Sometimes there are free doughnuts.

2:26pm June 27th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to sarcasmically

@dimensionmedia @adamnowek @jpetersen @angiemeeker if a European came to my WordCamp I'd ABSOLUTELY want them to speak.

12:04pm June 27th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to dimensionmedia

@dimensionmedia @adamnowek @jpetersen @angiemeeker I want to go to experience a different WordPress culture. I'd want to speak to share mine

12:03pm June 27th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to dimensionmedia

RT @mysweetcate: Spent my Fri night playing Sid Meier's Pirates with @topher1kenobe because that's the kind of awesome we are. :)

10:36pm June 26th 2015 via Twitter for Android

@AmandaEspi do you have polly pocket, with those tiny tiny shoes?

4:47pm June 26th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to AmandaEspi

@ideasmithy that's cool, do you do it every day?

4:18pm June 26th 2015 via Hotot in reply to ideasmithy

@ptahdunbar @chrislema @dimensionmedia indeed. My wife thinks it's quite good news I'm not @nacin

3:17pm June 26th 2015 via Hotot in reply to ptahdunbar

@notagrouch I've also been to St lous, Kansas city, dayton, and north canton this year.

2:00pm June 26th 2015 via Twitter for Android in reply to notagrouch