"i was under the impression that everyone had agreed to use the same browser and operating system as me." -- a friend

4:00pm January 31st 2010 via FireStatus

"Good morning judge! Why you look so mean sir?" - The Blues Jumpers / Good Morning Judge

4:00pm January 31st 2010 via FireStatus

How absolutely amazing to find a secret door in a ruined chapel and discover something this awesome http://tinyurl.com/yf8q6j6

4:00pm January 31st 2010 via FireStatus

I went to put some anti-freeze in my truck today and the bottle of anti-freeze was frozen. True story.

4:00pm January 31st 2010 via FireStatus

X-Games, an all out carcass toss. #winterxgames

4:00pm January 31st 2010 via Echofon

RT: @brondsem: RT @TChed: 1. Go to google.com. 2. Type "where is Chuck Norris". 3. Press "I'm feeling lucky". 4. You are welcome.

4:00pm January 30th 2010 via Echofon

@rissajeanne tell him that what was once Lost is now Found.

4:00pm January 30th 2010 via Echofon in reply to

Finally got a new xpi for FireStatus working.

4:00pm January 30th 2010 via FireStatus

Got my 20hrs/wk this month

4:00pm January 30th 2010 via Echofon

@shawnp0wers it seems like it shouldn't be that hard to pipe stuff to espeak

4:00pm January 30th 2010 via Echofon in reply to

"yeah, being wise sucks" -- my wife

4:00pm January 30th 2010 via Echofon

Life is getting exciting!

4:00pm January 29th 2010 via UberTwitter

Our bunny is cooing in his sleep.

4:00pm January 28th 2010 via Echofon

As the water reflects the face, so the heart reflects the man. -- Flatfoot 56

4:00pm January 28th 2010 via UberTwitter

@jpottenger only a dad would find that cool. :)

4:00pm January 28th 2010 via UberTwitter in reply to

"In my experience, ladies who spell Gladys with a W are seldom noted for their reliability Sir." --Jeeves

4:00pm January 28th 2010 via Echofon

This is a magnificent survey of the Clone Wars cartoon light light of history: http://www.overthinkingit.com/2010/01/28/clone-wars-irony/

4:00pm January 28th 2010 via FireStatus

Oh Spirit, you served us well! http://xkcd.com/695/

4:00pm January 28th 2010 via FireStatus

@thinkgeek give us all tauntaun sleeping bags! Oh, wait...

4:00pm January 27th 2010 via Echofon in reply to

Hey, Point of Grace is here today. How funny.

4:00pm January 27th 2010 via FireStatus

This is my kind of amusement park ride: http://pitchdesignunion.com/?p=3293

4:00pm January 27th 2010 via FireStatus

That's no moon!! I never get tired of this joke. http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap100127.html

4:00pm January 27th 2010 via FireStatus

Giant George, tallest dog in the world: http://www.giantgeorge.com/

4:00pm January 27th 2010 via FireStatus

@lukerumley they're all on the space station right now.

4:00pm January 27th 2010 via Echofon in reply to

@josiahritchie see previous tweet re: succubus. ;)

4:00pm January 26th 2010 via Echofon in reply to

I love Skynyrd. I never get tired of them.

4:00pm January 26th 2010 via Echofon

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

4:00pm January 26th 2010 via Echofon

@lukerumley We've been going to Ada for a couple months now. :)

4:00pm January 26th 2010 via Echofon in reply to

@lukerumley yeah, I tried out for Ada. I haven't played in almost 15 years, so I need to brush up before I really play in church.

4:00pm January 26th 2010 via Echofon in reply to

The audition was amazingly fun. Not desperately embarrassing. Now I need to get a guitar and learn to play for real. #bassguitar

4:00pm January 26th 2010 via Echofon

@shawnp0wers oooo, did you like your roku box?

4:00pm January 25th 2010 via Echofon in reply to

These are a few of my favorite things. http://tweetphoto.com/9667196

4:00pm January 25th 2010 via UberTwitter

@rissajeanne if they're not better, it's not the end.

4:00pm January 25th 2010 via Echofon in reply to

For those asking, the last time I played a bass was in chapel 14 years ago.

4:00pm January 25th 2010 via UberTwitter

New Firefox Personas by DigitalBlasphemy! Very awesome. http://tinyurl.com/yjsv7ml

4:00pm January 25th 2010 via FireStatus

@Astro_TJ tweeting obviously takes much time. Am offering my services as official tweeter. Please sign me up for the next launch. ;)

4:00pm January 25th 2010 via Echofon in reply to

Ever wondered what windmills do to the environment? http://bit.ly/6gUmtU

4:00pm January 24th 2010 via FireStatus